Now I wouldn't expect any deep thinking here at this moment. Just the general ramblings of a madman in complete cognitive breakdown. But if you have a few minutes then bathe in the polluted stream that is my consciousness...

Hello, I'm Greg, procrastinator and wordy buggar extraordinnaire. Nice ta meet y'all!

I found this site a few months ago and have since spent most of my time trawling through finding the most amazing work I've ever seen! Yay work for not banning this site like they did Facebook and our email systems!

I just wanted to throw a note up here and say a general howdy to everyone. If you thank me for finding your work inspired and interesting enough to add to the ever burgeoning collection that is my favourites folder then I say "THANKYOU FOR CREATING IT!"

I suppose I should say a little about me. I live in Jolly 'Ole England. Leeds to be more specific! And I work as a phone monkey selling hotel rooms to people too cheap to pay for them and so stupid I'm shocked they find our number to make the call! That's unfair though, only a certain few fall in that category, I like to call them 'the general public'.

In private I enjoy partaking in games of challenge to test my mettle. Something to push me to the limit and force me to grow as a person, to train my body and focus the mind... But I don't like leaving the house! So we got a Wii! Yay Nintendo and their adictive games. Mario and Sonic at the Olympics... I do a lap of honour every time I win a medal!

Otherwise, like the profile says, I enjoy the finer things in life, films with mutants, monsters, mayhem and a little nipple.

I like my heavy metal and softer rock. Something to caress my ears after the thrash metal has blown off my eyebrows and made my ears bleed!

I enjoy the childish things in life. I love my comics, wrestling and cartoons! I'm like the worlds largest 8 year old. Unless it was one with gigantism or something.... or some kids are just big... I think I'd be in the top ten percent though... I digress! I'm a big fan of the X-Men and Justice League. The have the best bad guys. And I'm not above getting into the arguement of who would kick who's ass! Regardless of whether they're real or not.

Okay, I've waffled on for long enough now and I doubt anyone'll read it anyway!

But if you have, I apologise it wasn't more entertaining! And the fact that, after reading this you'll probably be a few IQ points down!

Ummm... have a nice day!